February 2012
338 posts
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
itotallyrelate:
Chemistry Professor: Dillon... Why are you late... Again?
Me: Excuse you. Actress, singer, model, and entrepreneur, Lindsay Lohan was on the Today Show discussing her life, day-to-day struggles, and apparent comeback. Do you have no shame? Say you're sorry.
Chemistry Professor:
Me:
Chemistry Professor:
Me: Now.
Chemistry Professor: Sorry.
Me: Sit down.
Chemistry Professor: *sits down*
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a...
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whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop